A Christmas horror movie where Santa Claus kills Fran Drescher and Chris Kattan in the opening scene has at least two things going for it. Fortunately for Santa’s Slay it not only provides Santa a chance to kill off two of the most irritating people of all time, it’s surprisingly enjoyable ride.
Crazy Hong Kong action with international star Chow Yun Fat. Watch as Chow Yun woos the ladies and smacks them around, dresses like a Vegas lounge lizard, wields a yo-yo shotgun, and wets his pants.
You’ll also get Conan Lee as his buddy-cop partner. Conan may not be as smooth with the ladies, but he does get to tear up the place in some terrific kung fu battles and an epic chainsaw duel.
Supercop ACP Jai Dixit is back, and this time he's after a renowned thief known only as Mr. A, a criminal so devious and ridiculous that he parachutes out the sky, dresses up like an old lady, and then beats people up with a yo-yo snowboard.
While the original Dhoom was stupid, Dhoom 2 catapults the franchise into a world of cinematic hurt even I wasn't expecting. What did I ever do to you to deserve this, Bollywood?
Have you ever wanted to see a martial arts film starring a nerdy, irritating teenager? A film that looks like it came from the 80s, filled with stupid dialog, laughable acting, glaring continuity errors, and silly fights? How about a plot that's nearly straight out of the video game Double Dragon? If so, Tiger Heart is the movie for you!
A Thai action/comedy about food, family, and fighting. Sound too tame? How about some displaced giant Australians, papaya combat, diamond smuggling, and psychotic pro-wrestling thugs tearing entire scenes apart amidst some great Muay Thai kickboxing?
A vintage and bare bones old skool Hong Kong martial arts drama that will have you shouting "Wok the fuck?" as it is, I believe, a motion picture all about cooking fu. That's right, a simple country bumpkin learns a kung fu style that defeats the man who earlier wronged him with kung fu........ tale.
I saw quite a few films in my short time at the Toronto International Film Festival this year and most of them were good. Detroit Metal City was my favorite film at TIFF 08, and it was also the funniest film I've seen this year. It's a wonderfully silly film with heart—and a rocking metal soundtrack.
The Seventh Curse is a prime example of Hong Kong film-making at its craziest and most over the top. It's goofy, violent, and fun. Filled with kung fu, evil sorcerers, the undead, gunfights, crazy alien baby monsters, gore, human sacrifice, ass-kicking monks, and Chow Yun Fat. If you haven't seen it, you should.
Kick the Moon is a bit of an oddball Korean film—it doesn't fit neatly into a specific genre. It's very funny in many parts but not a comedy; it has some romance but it isn't a romance; it has a lot of fighting but isn't exactly an action movie.
At heart the movie is about two men and their friendship and rivalry, from their days in high school until their present days as adults.
A Norwegian parody of Kill Bill that also spoofs numerous other films including Deliverance, Titanic, and Star Wars. Kill Buljo is as low-brow as it is low-budget. Prepare for silly action and raunchy jokes; someone will get chopped in half, cows will be molested, and Jompa Tormann will.... Kill Buljo!
