Terror Force Commando

'Master ninja' Richard Harrison, Alphons Beni (Black Ninja -87) and Romano Kristoff (Slash!-84) all crop up in this brisk, bloody, violent and badly dubbed Italian production that'll have you high fiving the baad movie gods in delight. Straight out of the blocks with a professor and his family being gunned down by Kristoff and his terrorist gang (hilarious), a sensitive cop (Beni) is put on the case which has something to do with stolen files and a plot to assassinate the Pope in Cameroon.

Meanwhile, Harrison works for uncle Sam and ponces about Italy in a leather pimp mac and a pimp hat till he and Beni join forces and confront the thick and oily Kristoff gang in numerorus shoot outs, fist fights and low IQ stand offs. Very shoddy, make do, often amature looking and certainly a half ass job by all concerened, it's a rare directing assignment from Harrison who proves here that he's as equally awkward and lifeless behind the camera as he is in front of it.

He's certainly not shy with the action tho, and this is packed with dumb, overt violence, squibs and ludicrous dialogue, there's enough brainless bomp to please regular crap fans, tho it'd be Harrison-ites who'll love it the most. Keep watch for Harrison's real life sons Sebastian, Robert and Richard II and don't blink or you'll miss grouchy Gordon Mitchell (who gets shot in the head). AKA: Three Men On Fire.