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Sand Serpents

Go watch Tremors or Dune instead.

A threadbare production featuring a group of soldiers that fight both giant sandworms and insurgents in generic desert locales; making fun of it is similar to punching a baby, so I'll just say that you should spare yourself the effort of viewing it.

One and a Half Stars for Sand Serpents

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Klaric's picture

This movie stars Jason Gedrick, who is also the star of Iron Eagle!  How could I not like this movie!

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