Of Cooks and Kung Fu

A vintage and bare bones old skool Hong Kong martial arts drama that will have you shouting "Wok the fuck?" as it is, I believe, a motion picture all about cooking fu. That's right, a simple country bumpkin learns a kung fu style that defeats the man who earlier wronged him with kung fu........ tale.

Very bouncy, complex and acrobatic fight routines, great big hair and numerous dry roasted deaths are all smeared with half decent English dubbing which won't drive you too insane—well, maybe the sideburns and music stolen from Jaws (74) will.

As ye can guess, the plentiful bouts of rice fu, soup fu, bread fu and a large side order of shite comedy  would crush the brain of a mortal viewer, so unless you're a hardened watcher of eastern uber poop (and determined to see EVERY single martial arts movie ever made), you can let this slip down the 'must see' list you were thinking of putting together two days ago.

Although not a complete waste of time, those finding themselves bored can ponder whether it was shot in two fields or only one.

"Where is the king of Chefs?!"
"Try my shark fin!" Smack!!
"My steaming hot meat balls!!"