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Magic of the Universe

Magic Of The Universe poster

Best place yer brain in a jar while you indulge in this stupefying chunk of childish fantasy-ham starring Michael De Mesa as a smarmy circus magician called Jamir who is not only handicapped with a bad beard and a fat side-kick Bojok (Tom Tom), he’s utterly shite at magic and accidentally makes his daughter ‘really’ disappear during a show one night. Shocked and dumfounded (not really), Jamir then spends the rest of the film farting about like a tool in another dimension searching for the missing girl, but don’t cheer just yet... this low budget stinker from the Philippines is sadly, as dumb as they come.

For Your Height Only

For Your Height Only

For Your Height Only is one of my favorite bad movies. It would be easy to call it exploitative trash, but the movie is so much more than that. Chronicling the exploits of Weng Weng as Agent 00—a diminuitive Filipino knock-off of James Bond—For Your Height Only is pure crazy fun.

The Killing Of Satan

The Killing of Satan

Yep. Satan actually shows up, and when he does, he's dressed like a horned disco dancer with a trident and a tail! Meanwhile, an evil minion called the 'Prince of magic' hangs out with a gang (dressed like waiters) and uses his satanic powers to spin heads and bully a village of nice Christians who whip themselves bloody for Jesus.

ZsaZsa Zaturnnah Ze Moveeh

ZsaZsa Zaturnnah Ze Moveeh

ZsaZsa Zaturnnah Ze Moveeh is about a gay gender-changing superhero that fights giant frogs, flying exploding zombies, and hot alien women that are out to destroy all men. Or at least change them into women. And there will be musical numbers along the way.

If that doesn’t sound interesting to you, run away quickly.

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