Killing Birds

AKA: Zombie 5, it could be hard to find a worse movie about homicidal pidgeons. Poor Robert Vaughn appears for barely 5 minutes, but it's so worth it when he shows up coz he's sporting a crazy piece of fried-egg face makeup that gives the impression he's got goggly eyes! Aaargh! It's all crap and no suprise, as this is two crap movies patched together to make one big piece of crap.

The opening sequence (directed by D'Amato) has a Vietnam vet return home and kill his family before being attacked and de-eyed by a bunch of flappy chickens. Then, another film starring some morons and Vaughn (as a blind professor who records bird calls on cassette tape) hits the screen. His eyes are hilarious - for a while, then more annoying teens appear and director Lattenzi ruins it further by sleep-filming characters you'll just hate. People stare directly into the camera and Vaughn, Leslie Cumming and James Villemaire are really unfortunate to be trapped between the titles of either production.

Both of which have suicide inducing music, old computers, an evil spirit, jumpers, lame cuts, flashbacks, no actual bird attacks and a scene where Vaughn is described as 'a poor bastard, a blind bird watcher'. Mmm. At least he didn't have to sit through this.