Hitman the Cobra

Pick two numbers between 1 and 5. Add those together and that’s probably how many movies this pile of Hong Kong action tat is made out of. Funny as hell for all the wrong reasons, this is more senseless, stoopid, badly dubbed ninja-poop ‘starring’ poor old Richard Harrison and gigantic Mike Abbott (American Hunter—87) and is yet another cut ‘n’ paste kung fu stew from Joseph Lai’s IFD company.
 
So, expect a ‘screenplay’ containing a map, secret spies, numerous phone calls, gangsters, ninjas, some more ninjas, a traitor, a double cross and some gangsters. Now, expect that action packed ‘screenplay’ to do a hand stand and crap all over itself 7 minutes in and well… that’s this film.
 
Far too much of a confusing, pointless chore for regular viewers, this one is best left for die hard Ho watchers with lead lined skulls to endure, as they’re the least likely to yell ‘shite’ and attack the TV with a 9 iron in a fit of violent, cinematic epilepsy brought on by the opening titles.