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Also written and edited by Baget, here's a sunny, simple, low budget, 21st century teens-in-peril yarn about a van carrying an amateur porn film crew who all get stranded at a remote mexican ghost town haunted by 'El Masarado'; a serial killing 'Frankenstein' constructed out of the famous body parts of dead mexican wrestlers.

A nameless protagonist returns from exile to save his one true love in this strange mixture of film noir and action.  There may be violence, but there is also talking. A lot of talking. Combining film noir with martial arts is an idea that will sell itself (to a certain crowd). It’s a shame that The Perfect Sleep gets it wrong.

Peter Spelson is Rocky Fosco, a Chicago city barber with a big quiff, sideburns and a pimp moustache. He drives around drunk listening to crap country music and fixes his hair a lot. Real life Insurance salesman Spelson wrote and produced this very bad, no budget supernatural psychic killer flick with his pal Jack M. Sell (the guy responsible for the music, editing and direction).

This bizarre Filipino fantasy film contains all sorts of things that sound interesting. Laser guns, flaming swords, martial arts, demons, irritating talking horses, ape/ninjas, and an interestingly dressed gay man-creature who calls himself Super Bird.

Sound good? Well, it’s not.

After a flash flood destroys a bridge during a bad storm, a group of stranded motorists take refuge at a large, spooky, run-down castle once owned by a psychic witch that held séance’s for the rich and bored in her parlor.

Godfrey Ho has been responsible for more bad movies than most people can handle. This is one of them.

While out driving her expensive car, sappy blonde Glynis Johns (Mad About Men—54) breaks down on a remote road and is forced to ask for help at a large, swanky house owned by a mysterious and beardy Doctor played by the great Dan O’Herlihy (Robocop—87). Questioned by Dr. Caligari (O’Herlihy), Glynis automatically freaks out and ends up trapped in the weirdly decorated mansion/asylum where she soon meets more and more strange people much like herself.